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hey, guys! a random question. have you guys seena mexican restaurant on the beach here? - i think there's one a little down that way. - it's this way, right? i figured.- yeah. - second question. i saw youguys walking this way. you look great, by the way.- thank you. - are you â€“ i see you holding hands. are you guys just friends or...- no, we're dating. we're together. - i thought you were gay for a second.

are you guys actually like together-together? - yeah.- yes, we're dating. - okay. well, on a scale of, like, one to ten, how serious are you guys dating? - um â€“ i would say a ten. - [inaudible]- a ten? - yeah, we're dating, man. - you're smiling. are you sure it's a ten? - i'm positive! - okay. well, i just came from la.i'm staying in miami for a couple of nights. do you want to, like, get drinks and â€“? - we're really...

- look, man! this is my girlfriend. back off! - i don't have a problem.just asking her a question. - it's fine. it's fine. - geez. all right. no worries. [revs engine] - now let's see if she comes back. - um, wait. is this your car? - this is my car.yeah, why? can you not lean on the window a little bit?

there you go. yeah. thank you. what's up? - i love ferraris. - you love ferraris?- yeah. this is actually a lamborghini. - um â€“ well, it matches my bathing suit. - i know. it does. that's why i approached you is i thought you would look greatnext to the car wearing green.

but, i mean, you're with him, so i get it. i actually gotta go nowcuz my friends wanna hang out. - wait, what is your name, though? - i didn't give you my name yet becauseyou guys were, like, saying you were together, and you walked away.[chuckles] so... - well, maybe, we could, like,get a coffee or something. - you wanna get coffee?- yeah! - your boyfriend's standing right there, though. - i mean, it would...it's just coffee.

- [inaudible] - it's just coffee.it's not a big deal, right? - i mean, i was thinkinga little more than a coffee. but later on, maybe,after the second or third date. but if you're with him, that'll be a little awkward to do, right? - i mean. - hold on. let me get out of the car. - do you care? - yeah, i f***ing care.

- okay, let me get out of the car. - it would be just one date. - one date?you have a boyfriend. - i mean, i like you. but i can't really take you on a dateif you're ... with him. - no, i get that. but, like, i just... it doesn't... i don't see, like, why it's a big deal. - um, because we've been dating for the past five years. and you want to get in some random guy's lamborghini...

because it matches your f***ing bathing suit? - well, okay. i just actually, like, i've been thinking that we shouldtake a break anyway. so... - oh, you want to take a break? - yeah! - i just took you to italy. you met all my family. now you want to take a break. - but, like, okay.i haven't been happy. you know that we've had issues.

- okay, but there's... that justifies the fact that you want to get in some random dude's lamborghini? - you don't have a lamborghini. - are you... - wait. what car do you have? - i have a benz. - does that bother you? - it's not a lamborghini. - true.

- so, you're a gold digger, pretty much. - i mean, look. no, no, no, no. look, i still, i still like you. i would totallytake you on a date right now in this carif you wanna go. but i can't do it unlessyou're done with him â€“ like done. you delete his number right now. you guys do this breakup.[driver honks horn] it's okay. just let her go.

yeah. you guys gotta, like, break up right here, you know what i mean? if you're cool with that, then i'm... all of this never happened. - is that what you want? you want to break up right here? - i think maybe we should. - "maybe we should." whatever. [inaudible] - is that cool? i mean, look, if youwant to get in the car, just go.

- i mean, if it's cool with her, then here. get in! get in the ferrari. get in. - wait, wait, wait.hold up, hold up, hold up. you are a gold digger! a couple of minutes ago, you were, like, on his arm and you saidyou've got a boyfriend. you said "no" to me. - on a scale of, like, one to ten,how serious are you guys dating?

- um, i would say a ten. - now, you see my car and it's matching your bathing suitand you want to go with me? that's your boyfriend right there. - okay, is this, like, are you guys seriousright now? - yeah... i mean, you just broke up with himover a car. so, honestly, bro,are you done with her? - golddigger.

you're f***in' â€“ you're done.- no! - okay. hey, hey. yo. get in the car, coz we're gonna go to the cluband find you a real girl. - get out of my house - all your s***. - no. no, no. do not get in the car. - hey, put this shirt on.put this on. - no, do not get in the car. - put this on.

- get in the car.we're gonna go find you a real girl. - [inaudible] - we've been together for five years and you're just gonna leave me?stop! no! - just like how youwere going to leave me. - no! - get the f* out of here, b**. - i literally get like... - you got exposed! sorry! adios!

- what the f*** [car speeds away] [music]