jcpenney dining room sets
people are always curious when they runinto me when i'm out in the world and they ask me questions. and they always ask me if it's hard tostay focused when i'm doing this show, when i'm talking to guests? and it's sometimes, i'm tired soyeah sometimes, but not really because i'm less withthat talent of staying focused. not everybody has that talent but i have->> [laugh] >> razor sharp focus, which remains me, i need to buy razor blades.
i'm so glad i mention that. >> [laugh]>> you know what else i need? is apples. i need apples. >> [laugh]>> and bread, and corn. i love corn. do you like corn? >> yeah.>> [applause] >> i love corn.
every type of corn, it doesn't matter. i love corn on the cob, cream corn,can corn, i like popcorn. i don't like when it gets in your teeth,popcorn gets in your teeth sometimes, and like two days later, you're like,i had popcorn two days ago. >> [laugh]>> i don't like when you microwave it and it burns and you smell it in the house andit reminds you like, you're a bad cook. i know that,yeah i don't need being reminded. >> [laugh]>> by you the microwave or the smoke detector.
which you know what,i need batteries for my smoke detector. >> [laugh]>> i just remembered, because it just went off like 3 am. it never goes off inthe middle of the day. it's always like 3 am. >> [laugh]. >> and then you're wandering aroundthe house going which room is it in? because it's dark and you don't wantto turn lights on to wake up, so you're just kind of trying tofeel out which room it's in.
they should have a little voice that saysliving room, living room, living room, so you know. why is it called a living room by the way,that's so weird. i can understand bedrooms, bedroomshave beds in it, bathrooms have baths, dining rooms have you know dining tables. but a living room you don't justlive in a living room, you know. you know.>> [laugh] >> unless you live in a studio apartment. which is a weird name because.
>> [laugh]>> studio apartment sounds likeyou're recording an album. >> [laugh]>> or shooting a movie but you're not, you're just sleeping next to the kitchenis what you're doing, you know? >> [laugh]>> and that phrase if you can't standthe heat get out of the kitchen. that doesn't apply here cuzyou're next to the kitchen. >> [laugh]>> and you're, i can't. i'm sleeping here, you know?
>> [laugh]>> or that the saying a pictureis worth 1,000 words. which is true unless the picture's outof focus and then it's worth zero words. >> [laugh][applause] >> i forgot what i was talking about, but anyway, let's just dance.
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